Touch Tone Tales

Save-Touch-Tone-Tales-in-your-phoneListen to wild and wacky original stories from Charlie Williams, otherwise known as “The Noiseguy.”

Call 859-572-5039 for free any time of day or night to hear a funny story. Especially enjoyable for ages 4 and older!

2017 Story List

  • Jan 2-Jan 8: Blank Sheet of Paper
  • Jan 9-Jan 15: Fool of the World (Part 1)
  • Jan 16-Jan 22: Fool of the World (Part 2)
  • Jan 23-Jan 29: How to Clean Your Room
  • Jan 30-Feb 5: Sound Around You
  • Feb 6-Feb 12: Fish Out of Water
  • Feb 13-Feb 19: Three Fishes Dance
  • Feb 20-Feb 26: Bath Time
  • Feb 27-Mar 5: Going on a Bear Hunt
  • Mar 6-Mar 12: Too Much Noise
  • Mar 13-Mar 19: The Backwards Library
  • Mar 20-Mar 26: The Klutzy Duckling of Swan Lake
  • Mar 27-Apr 02: Old MacDonald’s Groovin’ Farm
  • Apr 3-Apr 9: Poetry Slam
  • Apr 10-Apr 16: Earth Talk
  • Apr 17-Apr 23: Mamma Don’t Allow
  • Apr 24-Apr 30: Jonah
  • May 1-May 7: The Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
  • May 8-May 14: KC at the Whiffle Bat
  • May 15-May 21: New Shoes
  • May 22-May 28: The Little Red Hen
  • May 29-Jun 4: Aunt Mattie Pia in the Library
  • Jun 5-Jun 11: Moby Richard
  • Jun 12-Jun 18:The Parrot that Cried Wolf
  • Jun 19-Jun 25: Lazy Jack
  • Jun 26-Jul 2: Why Mosquitoes Buzz in Ears
  • Jul 3-Jul 9: Camping with Aunt Mattie Pia
  • Jul 10-Jul 16: The ABC’s of Noise
  • Jul 17-Jul 23: City Mouse in the Country (Part 1)
  • Jul 24-Jul 30: City Mouse in the Country (Part 2)
  • Jul 31-Aug 6: How the Armadillo Crossed the Road
  • Aug 7-Aug 13: The Itsy Bitsy Spider
  • Aug 14-Aug 20: Monkey’s Paw
  • Aug 21-Aug 27: Adventures of Sticky Boy (Part 1)
  • Aug 28-Sep 3: Adventures of Sticky Boy (Part 2)
  • Sep 4-Sep 10: The Three Little Pigs
  • Sep 11-Sep 17: The Secret Life of Walter’s Kitty
  • Sep 18-Sep 24: Todd-Zilla
  • Sep 25-Oct 1: Tarzan, King of de Apemon (Part 1)
  • Oct 2-Oct 8: Tarzan, King of de Apemon (Part 2)
  • Oct 9-Oct 15: Why Roaches are Afraid of Lights
  • Oct 16-Oct 22: Three Billy Goats Gruff
  • Oct 23-Oct 29: The Really Scary Noise
  • Oct 30-Nov 5: The Legends of Mothman
  • Nov 6-Nov 12: Flush
  • Nov 13-Nov 19: Goldilocks
  • Nov 20-Nov 26: Squanto and the Jive Turkey
  • Nov 27-Dec 3: The Twelve Days of Christmas
  • Dec 4-Dec 10: The Bremen Town Musicians
  • Dec 11-Dec 17: Gingerbread Man
  • Dec 18-Dec 24: A Puppy’s Night Before Christmas
  • Dec 25-Dec 31: Fuzzy’s Christmas Present